A Disclaimer

I have been many things in my short life (though i never played Hamlet), i may have even wronged a few people along the way. I take full responsibility for the 'shite-alight' that i left on a neighbour's doorstep. I am not proud of the time that i sent a text message from my friend's phone to his boss declaring his 'man love'. I have; however, never to my knowledge introduced a punitive parking regime in a large Australian city.* I would like to think there is still time (and there is still Lear.)

*This is not an entirely surreal blog post, you may gain a better understanding by reading the comments section on my post entitled 'Look into the eyes'