Friday 2 April 2010

Pointless and arguably humorous reply to Mark Jones' - Drugs


Yes, it's certainly reminiscent of 'clarkey cat' or 'Joss Ackland's spunky backpack'. Lou Reed seems to be a wholly inappropriate slang word for weed but a little more fitting for speed. It's hard to associate the velvets with anything other than the brown stuff though. Other possible/actual celebrity/drug names:

Ali McGraw/Zsa Zsa Gabor - Draw
Gary Ablet - Ecstacy Tablet
Burt Bacharach - Crack
Joan Jet - Ket
Kurt Cobain - Cocaine
Anne Frank - Tranq/Skank
Roy Hudd - Bud
Torville & Dean - Green
Gyles Brandreth - Crystal Meth
Queen Latifah - Reefer
Burt Kwok - Rock
Lorraine Chase - Base

I find the Easter holidays can often leave you with too much time on your hands. Still, I could have done something pointless.

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